Thursday, May 7, 2009

“I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.”

Today I locked myself out of my apartment. Fuck.

Then a thought occoured to me....I've seen it on lots of television shows and in movies...perhaps I could break in? I have never done it before and I had no hot clue what I was doing and....IT WORKED! I am a genius! I should be a SPY! I want my shoe phone and fancy car immediatley!